Length: drabble 30/40 words sorry very short
Sumarry: Buy A Mercer.
Thanks to: commodoreschick for believing I was funny
Disclaimer: black ears, tail and a liking for cheese? Nope not me.
It slices, dices, cuts, quarters, thirds, and so much more!
You wont be at home without your very own Mercer, the kitchen assassin!
May inhibit tendencies towards kidnap, arrestment and possible murder. See in store for details.