vintage__cherry (vintage__cherry) wrote,

Title: Jack Sparrow
Rating: G
Sumarry: Buy a Jack Sparrow
Disclaimer: If I owned it I'd sue you all!
For: commodoreschick

Need to save your bonnie lass?
Need help comandeering a ship of the fleet?
Or simply need fashion advice?
Well look no futher the answer to your prayers is here!
Jack Spa...sorry Captain Jack Sparrow will do all of this and more!
With elegently braided hair and added drunken sway, your Jack sparrow will parley, sashey, and even cause your dispicable enimies say "Eh?"
Powered by rum and easy to activate simply sing 'A pirates life for me' to begin years of epic adventure.
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen" Theodore Groves, happy customer.

Is honestly dishonest, honestly.
Tags: potc fanfiction
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