Sumarry: Buy an Elizabeth Swann
Disclaimer: If I owned it I'd sue you all!
For: commodoreschick I hope you're happy!
Wish to cross-dress?
Need a lesson in pouting or deseption?
Want to break your fiance's heart in front of a large crowd?
Then buy an Elizabeth Swann.
No other model will be able (or willing) to burn the rum, dress like a boy and act like a whore.
With shiny aztec gold(optional) and inhanced screaming abilities your Elizabeth Swann will be able to flirt, flaunt and fake her way into bieng a valuable member of your home.
So don't delay buy today!
Hide the rum before perchase and beware of betrayal by kissing.