Pairing/Characters: James, Jack & mousetraps
Genre: Genuine Crack!
Summary: Rum, Jack Sparrow and strategically placed mousetraps.
Disclaimer: If it was mine, Sparrington would be cannon.
Notes: After requests I gave it a shot. For molassesturtle
Erm….it’s crack it’s not supposed to be sane
Feedback is love; please don't ask me what I was thinking I truly don't know.
A bit off curse.
Sun-soaked skin arches to touches like birds in flight.
A choked hiss.
Grim chuckles fill the dark room, bottles chink as they make contact with wood.
A broken moan.
Drunken fumbling then…..
There’s more than one way to catch a pirate, and there’s more than one way to become a eunuch.
“Ouch. Damn it James, watch where yer puttin’ those things!”
Especially if you’re Captain Jack Sparrow.