Pairing/Characters: Jack/James Sparrington!
Word Count: 100
Summary: The one thing Jack was a virgin to..not sex!
Disclaimer: Not mine...trust me I 've checked.
Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge of the royal navy, luckiest pirate ever seen, was amazed. Completely bamboozled.
After all his years at sea, all he'd done, all he'd drunk, there was actually something in this world Jack was a virgin to. He downed his liquid ambrosia and swaggered off to his beloved Pearl.
"Well, Sparrow," Commodore Norrington asked his bedroom intruder. "What do you want? I assure you I have no rum in my possession."
Jack stepped forward and graced James with his best leer, enveloping James' barely clothed form with his sinfully dark eyes.
“I’ve never seen a commodore naked.”