Pairing/Characters: Norrmander, Jack and The Black Pearl crew (vaguely)
Summary: Tia had assured Jack it would be a better familiar than the monkey.
Disclaimer: Not mine and I'm poor enough so please don't sue.
Warnings: Part of the 'Pokemon/PotC X-over Crack!fest'
Special Thanks: To kayliemalinza for dreaming this up.
Tia had assured Jack it would be a better familiar than the monkey.
Which was of course complete utter...
“Bugger!!” Jack raced forwards and grabbed the squirming trouble maker.
A resounding ‘ouch’ could be heard from the depths of Jack’s cabin.
Gibbs sighed, taking a temporary last swig of his flask..for good luck of course.
He mournfully made his way to the cabin.
“Awwrk, red sky at morning,” The singed parrot squawked overhead.
He unfortunately had already come into contact with the newest member of the crew and now resembled a partially fried chicken.
Gibbs cautiously peered into the cabin, “Jack?”
Jack’s head popped up from behind his desk. “The little bugger nearly bit me bloody hand off!”
Gibbs muttered, “Bad luck t’ have a pokemon aboard, especially if it can spit an' breathe fire.” Gibbs took another swig.